Okay, vox populi, vox dei: In the past few days, hundreds of people have found their way to vilaine fille looking for the Azzurri in Dolce & Gabbana underwear.
Though very, very busy with pre-Pesach chametz-chucking, I wouldn’t deserve to be called vilaine fille if I failed to point you towards some good clean filth.
- I posted a cropped version of the latest Dolce & Gabbana ad, starring (clockwise from the crotch) Fabio Grosso, Massimo Oddo, and (fans pervy Mrs. Robinson self) Marco Amelia here.
- The Forza Azzurri community on LiveJournal is the mother lode of Azzurri smut, enthusiastically endorsed by vilaine fille. For the uncropped version of the ad and other Azzurri crack, follow the Dolce & Gabbana tag and knock yourself out.
- While you’re there, don’t miss blackmoonruby’s photo captions, which are a hoot.
- The video of the Azzurri singing “Azzurro” for charity (another favorite search string) is here. “Cuore azzurro,” also sung by the Smurfs, is here.
- By the way, the giovincelli are pips and all, but he is the hottest Azzurro of them all. Pota sì! (Ciao, M!)
- Praeteritio: Because I love my sister, I will not gloat one bit about i cugini di Mr. Potato Head…
- Instead, I invite you to admire les beaux yeux de Luca Toni (above). Bomber scored two goals tonight, and he has green eyes, and he’s from Modena (like Mirella Freni). Check out his recent picspam: Gayest. Photoshoots. Ever. (Well, close.)
Forza man-love—nobody does it better!
Santa Rufola, patrona nostra, proteggili sempre!